Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
Today, at my job in a pet store, my boss had me pull all the bags of food out and restock them so that they sat pretty. Five minutes later, the store is full of people. My manager screamed, "They're touching things!" and locked himself in the office with a cup of tea. He has the only open register. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
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perdix 31
You should have pretended to be a cat. I'm sure everyone would have cracked up when you started licking your own fur.
saranottelling 7
That's horrible! I hope you weren't trapped in there too long.
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saranottelling 7
That's horrible! I hope you weren't trapped in there too long.
streetTACo 0
Deserved it for living in Australia.
DanielleTheOne 3
F**K YOU ASSHOLE!!! i seriously hate these comments!!! "YDI for living _____, YDI for being _____, etc.. I live in Australia aswell. And OP, im really sorry that happend to you.. I hope you get the job and have some revenge on who ever did it.. lol
TenNineEightQ 0
I know how you feel! I lkive in Aus, and there's nothing wrong with it.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Put a crazy look on your face.. Hold up one of the kittens.. And threaten to *** *** ***.. We'll see who's laughing then.. You might not get the job, though.. XD
amy397123 0
#37 & 39, Just got trolled.
thatonek1d 0
lucky! ive always wanted to be locked in a cage! im not kidding!
blankaex 0
YDI for getting trapped by thin metal bars on weak-ass hinges...
GregoryTaylor 0
hahaha you probably deserved it :)
StevoKing666 18
Asshole
Cristaderzi 0
If it was an employee sue as hazing is illegal EVEN in our Military!!!
hiimme 0
oh my god I had to get my friend out of there like last week
bk_chick13 0
wow that is so mean you didn't deserve that at all I am so sorry
perdix 31
You should have pretended to be a cat. I'm sure everyone would have cracked up when you started licking your own fur.
youngrob 0
yeah cause humans have fur. jackass
whataloadofbull 0
Seventh.
NorfolkDude 2
Honestly I think you're going to have fun working there. I mean normally places are boring and no one really gives a crap about employees. At least they put you through a hazing which probably means that everyone is pretty close and you're probably going to develop close friendships there.
OkageStarr 0
Or it could also mean the people who work there are total assholes with no respect for human decency. I've worked at a few places like that. There's 'friendly' work environment, and then there's 'cult-like group hostile towards outsiders'. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference, especially if you can't read social cues.
BlueTwist89 0
Lol. Fyl.
metrockick10 0
Awww, you care what total strangers think of you. How sad. But seriously, I think that's pretty funny. Just don't eat the kibble and you should get along fine.