Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.
DocBastard 40
Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.
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Comments (199)
alexFYL 11
That's a little weird. :/
cfalen 0
well atleast he tried
bt2breakskn 0
not so much an FML lol. more like something that's really funny XD and at least he's making a conscious effort! :)
haileybyrd 4
My thoughts exactly!
Angejolie 0
lol. I think that's sweet. At least he's trying to please you.
Billa_Bang 0
lmao he is a real dedicated guy
Kaneila0517 0
that's just cute... definitely not an fml so just relax and learn how to take a good laugh OP
TyIsGeek 0
funniest thing I've heard in a while
Nadinek98 0
well... HOW THE **** IS UR LIFE ******?!?!? he's just trying to be sexy
monnanon 14
by what fathom of the imagination is that sexy? Its stupid and shows the BF up to be a insecure moron.
bgsnort 0
Hahhahahahagwhahahhahaha woe!
iamsexxychick9 0
I LOOOOOOVE Cristiano Ronaldo!!! he is effing gorgeous!!! love him with a passion. sickest soccer player and best body even if he is kinda an ass as a person. sic pic anyway :P
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
Totally!!! I saw this one soccer vid and I'm not kidding he looked like Taylor lautner so freaking hot!!!!!!!!!
ImFreeFalling 0
Darling, you're lucky your man wants to please you so badly. Quit bitching on a website about it and be grateful you have someone like that! FHL is more like it.
haileybyrd 4
Amen!