Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.
DocBastard 40
Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.
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Comments (199)
Thale_fml 8
A boy can never beat a vibrator when it comes to shaking/vibrating. Never. Oh and OP; your bf sounds like a funny guy. If you don't want him because he makes jokes in bed, I feel sorry for you. Very, very sorry.
KyleIsSoFine 0
I LOVE your boyfriend :D
strawberrycancer 0
lol!
haileybyrd 4
HAHA! Sex and humor. My kind of man!!
LucyJonesy13 0
hahahhahhahha awesomee xoxo
Judus_beej 0
at least he's trying.
memyselfandi_fml 0
have sex with him while he's sitting on top of the washing machine. He'll turn into a human vibrator ;) or at least that's what i've heard. I've yet to experience this myself haha
brownlace 0
roflmao that's impossible but sooooo funny
babez11 0
a guy will never live up to the standards of the GODLY VIBRATOR!!!!!
theycallmejessic 0
touché(:
persephone13 0
OMG. SO funny. Your poor boyfriend! Is this really an FYL?