Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
Take the L, dude
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
You might as well know…
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
How's it going?
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Stephanie Says…
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
So beautiful!
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
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yukumariooo 11
My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.
IworkAt711 14
What was the reply?
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evan_7899 28
In sure your prof would like to hear about yours though
Voij 16
Plot twist: OP is a guy. Double plot twist: Professor is interested in moobs. Triple plot twist: This entire scenario is the script to M.Night Shyamalan's new movie! PS: At the time of creation of this comment, the OP has yet to announce his gender.
evan_7899 28
Welk I assumed since OP used such a blunt term that they were both ladies and I hardly belive said friend would share such a thing with a man
evan_7899 28
Wow that must be a fml record, my post was so quickly buried that I mustve set some kind of record
caohm 18
come on you could have done better that. I can hear the thumb downs coming from miles away.
evan_7899 28
indeed I could, yet this is my first first post and my wits flew out the window
Redoxx_fml 22
10-sounds too good for an m night shymalan movie
IworkAt711 14
27-Then don't post.
evan_7899 28
#30, I took a shot at it, don't get pissed but I took the risk and the evident came through
unknown_user5566 27
27- Your first post? According to your profile, you have 86 comments. Nice try, though.
evan_7899 28
#33, please read before making ignorant comments, I stated my first, first post
Welshite 40
Ugh, for the love of god, everyone just leave off! It's not a huge deal. *stalks off muttering*
evan_7899 28
welshite I've always wondered, what is that in your profile pic?
unknown_user5566 27
36- Indeed you did. My apologies, then.
evan_7899 28
No worries :)
euphoricness 28
This thread has given me the meaning of friendship
feelingold 18
Someone please shoot me in the face. #1, the only thing worse than a poor #1 is following it with a pile of moany explanatory or defensive comments... Have some class.
evan_7899 28
None were defensive, just explanatory I agree it was a bad first comment but live with it
Llama_Face89 34
39- It's the mineral welshite. XD
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Half of the replies to this are #1's.
TheCanucklehead 22
Stop trying to defend your comments! Don't you realize after they're all down voted that you should stop talking? Don't take offence, but seriously, stop.
Aleys_fml 21
@71 I'm sorry about you're helpers or sidekicks or whatever you want to call them
Aleys_fml 21
Oops I meant your not you're!
GemmaStyles 14
How hard would it have been just checking who you were sending it to?
ImAFaker 29
Many people make this mistake. There are countless posts on this site about sending texts or pictures to the wrong person. It's just unbelievable.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I know when I send a particularly raunchy picture I'll triple check to make sure I sent it to the right person. I'm guilty of slipping up on some texts but they're never too bad like the situation OP's in.
bandofsand 10
How hard would it have been for someone to watch where they were going, not multi-task, think before s/he spoke, etc. Many FMLs pertain to one's frustration about f*cking up some menial task or activity.
graceinsheepwear 34
Regular pic--check once Raunchy pic--check twice Particularly raunchy pic--THINK twice
TrinityNevada 11
Maybe OP hit "reply" to an older text and accidentally highlighted his/her prof by accident instead of her friend. It wouldn't have been a big deal if OP had texted "Are we going to The Silver Shamrock tonight?" b/c that would have warranted nothing more than an "oops, meant to text my friend". OP hopefully texted prof (or better yet, CALLED prof) to apologize and explain the situation. Hopefully prof won't take disciplinary action.
Enslaved 38
I'm sure everyone has sent a message/text to the wrong person at one point or another. It's that first screw up (hopeful not too damaging) that makes you extra cautious the next time. Also I don't know if anyone else has this same problem but a few times that I've PMed someone on FML using Safari-- the accounts sometimes overlap its names and I've sent a message to the wrong person. It happens!
happle 21
Is anyone else wondering why OP has their professor's cell number?
Aleys_fml 21
Most likely just I case they need help. Some give their email and others their phone number.
IworkAt711 14
What was the reply?
nickn426 14
OP better deliver.
EvilLittleMan 23
Hopefully the reply wasn't... Just hanging.
rachxxo 9
I've enough FMLs concerning sending messages to the wrong people to double check I am always sending them to the right person lol
speakersboom 19
or "feeling a little low..."
yukumariooo 11
My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.
evan_7899 28
Indeed
JaneChemi_fml 21
i have some teachers' numbers because hey want us to call/text when we'll be out.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Professors just wanna have fun.
sjwimmer2013 13
Maybe she needed to ask questions through texts and never really deleted him off.
samdab 11
most professors give students their number, so that if the student is going to be late or absent the student can give the professor a heads up.
Xquisite1 28
This isn't a high school teacher, that has given their cell number out to the students. As a COLLEGE student I find this to be completely normal. My professors have their email & cell info included in the course syllabus that's given out at the start of each semester. So, in conclusion-- it is NOT weird at all to have your PROFESSOR'S phone number.
kbolt89 5
That...was my first question as well.
knoxxx 22
Well you must already be a little extra friendly with him if you have his cell phone number.
Allennis44 16
I smell tomfoolery
caohm 18
if only life had an undo option.
himwiththeface 17
ctrl+z is the best
Dre27 20
If there was an undo button most of our parents would've used it
AshaaFerreira 22
I'm sorry but I laughed to hard at this post because your profile pic just suits it perfectly lol
xxthexmisfitxx 25
well.... were his/her boobies at least good?
evan_7899 28
Men don't get mammograms
SwordMeow 4
Could be a girl.
IworkAt711 14
Men get breast cancer too you know.....
JaneChemi_fml 21
the professor wasn't getting a mammogram.
evan_7899 28
#16 so they get cat scans, only women get mammograms so please don't parade around with made up facts
Nyx_fml 23
Huh. Someone should tell the American Cancer Society to take "mammography" out of the list of tests used to evaluate breast disease in men, because Evan here says that's not how it's done.
Nyarlothatep 12
You didn't get the memo? They just updated it..
xxthexmisfitxx 25
well #11, they asked the professor how their boobies were. You don't have to get a mammogram to know if your boobs or moobs are good or not -.-
FezzesAreCool 18
I'm actually laughing right now omfg
tishtashbat 16
So you get your professors number (already strange) yet you don't save it under a name different to that of your best friend?? I assume they have similar names, otherwise how the **** did this happen?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
A lot of professors give their students their numbers just in case they need help or need to get in touch with them. It's not high school, it's college. It's really not that strange.
MortenM 17
No biggie. Press Ctrl+z and the send it to the right girl.
unknown_user5566 27
That's definitely not how text messaging works.
MortenM 17
Really. I had no idea. Thanks for elaborating this new 'concept' you call 'texting'
graceinsheepwear 34
I have never seen a ctrl key on a phone, at least not on an android phone.
Nyx_fml 23
Oh, lol. You people play the "I'll pretend I didn't get the joke" part very well.
graceinsheepwear 34
Yeah okay, got me. Ctrl z my comment.