Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
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Conkers 0
On a day when your brother is absent, you should go in his classes and pretend to be him while coming onto his male teachers. ;P
RichYungReverse 0
Lol i agree with #2 but the teacher should know it wasnt him i mean do you both wear the same matching outfits when yall go out?
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rotf_coaster_9 0
ewww fyl
spoo 24
OP has to be use to sorting these things out... they also are probably more use to milking the situation than having these types of issues
rotf_coaster_9 0
this is true
urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0
YDI FOH HAVING A THREESOME WITH MS. TROLLZgotFEELINGZ AND YOUR BROTHER, JACKoff! LOLOLOLOL FIRSTIEZZZ!!!!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for getting yelled at for 15 minutes and not doing anything about it. pussy.
urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0
Ofcourse you dickass Brit women bury my comment. **** women! You may not bury or respond to this post women! All women go suck dick. On tape. Then send it to me.
Dillon13 0
...Why do you want a video of some guy getting his **** sucked?
Neferria 0
Because the troll wants to imagine what it would be like. You should have said something in those fifteen minutes. Way to go, smart stuff.
Nomad609 0
LMAOO I LAUGHED FOR 8 MINS AT #44s comment!!!
Nomad609 0
I WAS JUST WONDERING WAS THIS THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS?? I MEAN DUH DIDNT THE TEACHER NOTICE YOU GUYS WERE TWINS THE WHOLE SEMESTER?? FAKE FML, GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
ortega_fml 0
ydi for having a twin.
alewiina 0
Nomad, read the damn post. It said his NEW maths class. -_-
tenkenshi 2
Evil twin excuse!! You can actually use it if your attempt to do something fails now!!
thisismyaccount 0
i know right? :P gross.
girlthatgoesugh 0
The OP's from Australia and the semester has just started here for many schools.
Conkers 0
On a day when your brother is absent, you should go in his classes and pretend to be him while coming onto his male teachers. ;P
live1laugh2love3 0
ahahaha! that would be awesome
romaunts 0
Win. :)
Kel_x 0
Omg, dude, do that LOL
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
you could always make him absent.
LordKoin772 0
Hahaha, that sux, fyl, and fherlife 4 bein creeped on by yer brother =P
SexyMexi21 23
Can you actually S P E L L??
pheanixgod 8
Your spelling makes me want to punch a baby
timtam24 0
hahaha god what did your brother do?
caramelize 0
FYL. That sucks, sorry.
RichYungReverse 0
Lol i agree with #2 but the teacher should know it wasnt him i mean do you both wear the same matching outfits when yall go out?
sarakthx 0
Considering that this is from NSW in Australia, every school here has to wear uniforms - so yes, they would wear the same thing.
yawneall 0
this one seems a little absurd wouldn't someone have told her that she had two students who are identical twins?
Rixxieee 0
I'm in in two different classes with twins, one in each at different times and because we travel between schools for those lessons they're never at the school at the same time and the teachers have got them mixed up in the playground even if they've seen them before in the day, they can't remember what EVERYONE is wearing, can they?
stargazur 9
Yeah, I'm an identical twin my sister and I get mixed up by teachers all the time. We never wear the same things.
Abby97 0
The school might have uniforms, so they HAVE to look identical. But yeah, FYL lol Have a talk with your brother...
Subtext 10
#7: Why should someone do that? Sometimes you recognize the name, sometimes not...sometimes they are related, sometimes not... Jack Smith and Bob Smith might be identical twins while Peter Smith isn't even far related...
junjouromantica 0
#9, I also have a common last name. So there are more than one Miller's at my school. But it helps that my twin is a guy.
pchands00 0
seems like an easy fix. "thats my twin brother"
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Yeah, but that's such an obvious comedy excuse that she might not have believed it. XD Maybe he did try to tell her. *lol*