Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
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Top comments
niallo 23
I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.
crue88 11
lol what was it?
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crue88 11
lol what was it?
jerzjay 17
Next time just surprise him with it...Guys are visual and hands on learners, **** the whole imagining it while you're not there crap
Mauskau 36
9, you're probably very boring to be with if it's difficult for you to use your imagination.
_parth 20
I want to know now!!
jerzjay 17
#26, absolutely not lol. find me and I'll gladly prove you wrong celebrating your day with great birthday sex ;)
EphMi 5
if you guys must know, its running the alphabet on her ********.
IloveToLaugh143 21
I literally rubbed my eyes in disbelief at #30's comment. Then I re-read to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Highly inappropriate.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
What I really want to know is what OTHER embarrassing things OP said over the phone before she realized she was on speaker!
cyttex 13
#31 a is for Alfred b is for bat and so on.
brivielle 15
get to e
illegalbeagle69 23
I found it! I am the world's greatest detective.
incoherentrmblr 22
Were you reading Cosmo?...
PossiblyInDanger 24
Good to know your boyfriend trusts his sister enough to let her listen in on your calls.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Her boyfriend's sister could have just walked by at the right time to overhear their conversation.
niallo 23
I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.
95DeVille 13
Well at least now you have a good review for the act before you try it.
sterling1113 15
Cause all the good reviews on the internet, which made it popular, weren't valid. I just think it's awkward that it was his sister that said that.. I wouldn't want to listen to those types of conversations involving my brother.
95DeVille 13
I try not to believe most things on the internet actually. If I did then I would have microwaved my phone to charge it like the OP in that older FML.
gjikvtj 18
You don't know if it was sarcastic... It's the hot sister!
Lebeaugars95 20
what?
Flowtastic 16
Totally, love it when replies totally don't make.... SQUIRREL!
gjikvtj 18
Oh I read it wrong damn it
Fuaaad1994 31
Did she cheekily say it?
MisterEx 28
We share the same name (different spelling) so by the same name unwritten rule I have to explain to you my brother in names that no, she said it sarcastically.
omnia 5
Speaker phone is evil.
Rizzen 27
im sorry, who just randomly puts people on loud speaker like that though?
Maccaroney 11
I'd like to see you strap into motorcycle boots with one hand.
meatyowllegs 11
If you're strapping into motorcycle boots, you may as well hang up seeing as you'll be driving soon anyway.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#35 I doubt that that was why OP was on speaker mode.
briang959 47
Die speakerphone, die!
1234ideclare 7
just remember erotic asphyxiation killed David Carradine from Kill Bill.