Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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YaLubluTebya 0
wow who would draw on their computer
lostfaithinpppl 19
How's this not 100% YDI??????
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Comments (267)
YaLubluTebya 0
wow who would draw on their computer
moosemonkey1000 6
obviously the op
anna0527 0
and me actually but u make sure it actually comes off retard...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I do that all the time. got me bored wit a sharpie and an iPhone (: good times, brudda! op deserves it though for being stupid. somethings you can't write on/with.
scotty2hottie48 0
I have officially come to the conclusion that #68 is, by legal standards, mentally retarded.
Cheekylozza 3
Moustaches FTW ;D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol you know I'm not as dumb as I sound, right?...
bigblue95 0
stop making the USA look bad
XxDevilxXGt 26
I have come to the conclusion that 82 doesn't see a joker in 68 >.>
dcam13 19
that is the one stupidest thing i've heard of to someone doing to a few hundred dollar device. why would you post this on FML and show the world how truly dumb you are???
Brock2607 3
maybe op thought it was a Woolly Willy
knockknock_fml 0
clean it with a thinner even if its a permanent marker. make sure the screen is made up of glass only otherwise you would destroy the screen altogether.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
atleast now when you watch **** the women will have a sexy mustache!
ZachMitch1994 0
the USA makes it self look bad haha
brokenbitch13 0
157... i love your pic :)
cmac86 24
a blonde, which I'll bet is what the op is.
SaraN29 6
have u guys noticed the op's name. it's dumbass
Bosia 0
Well, well... at least it wasn't a PENIS you drew on your computer.
zimandme123 0
when throughout this did you EVER think this was a good idea????
mrKronZombie 1
if you write over iit with erasable marker it'll wipe off
_rockaholic_ 0
Wow. Just wow
mclovin12194 0
wow... this belongs on the epic fail blog,,,
Shaebug12 0
so does your comment
fritz2 0
you look like mclovin from a distance no doub
ashboust 0
'hahahahhahaah you really do look like mclovin. that's freaking awesome! loll
Hentai_fml 6
You never do something so stupid to valuable electronics.
hk_fml 9
How did you not see that coming?
NeatNit 33
On an old CRT display, you can draw on the glass as much as you want with erasable markers. Quite useful for when you're trying to explain something about something on the computer. I have yet to see a CRT screen on a laptop, though ;)
juliecat10 0
Glass screens on laptops would work just the same as CRT monitors though wouldn't they?
katplayer 4
But LCDs don't come with glass on them. That'd be kind of heavy for a laptop.
Kcek 0
macs have glass over the screen
LovelyTokyo 0
use nail polish remover.
BrightSidegirl82 0
that might F up the plasma stuff though?
juliecat10 0
My HP has a glass screen. Its becoming more common.
lostfaithinpppl 19
How's this not 100% YDI??????
newmxr 0
cuz of fhl fer being so dumb
bree128 0
certified dumb ass.
MadPercussion 0
OP couldn't afford Photoshop.
Jetpack_Penguin 12
Mis-clickers, achievement hunters, hipsters.... The like.
tigrouficele2012 44
...What. The. ****.
shutyerpiehole 0
WTF.
hotrod14 0
should have read the marker
Mr_Serious 6
i'll bet you're blonde too aren't you?
lemonlift 6
hahahahaha. don't be styrotypical. that's not nice
Mauskau 36
Lemon, I bet you're blonde too.
iliketurdles 7
Yeah, Mau.. we wouldn't want that now, do we? Is that blonde highlights in your picture?
tizzwang 0
The colour of you hair has nothing to do with your level of intellect. The OP is just a dumbass.
metalguy95 11
not all blondes are like that. I know a few that are like the smartest people you'll meet
fritz2 0
stfu haters there called blonde "jokes" for a reason
TwiztedCandyman 0
mhm mhm.
nature_girl_08 14
uh. is there a particular reason why all the replies to this comment that asked them not to be stereotypical to blondes were hidden....? i mean, i know it's from getting thumbs down, but seriously x3 i happen to be blonde, and I am not stupid enough to do this. however, i get the joke. hoping this person is joking. because if not, that's just mean ._.
jess6blondie9 3
or Asian there just as stupid.
twistedlovex 0
F***ing retard GBIH
kims0706 10
Nature, I get how at first they're funny and stuff, but I'm around ppl who are ALWAYS making those jokes even though I'm smarter then most if not all of them, which just pisses me off even more when I have to explain shit to them -.-
love2killu 21
I know hey
michelleJ11 25
104, what's a styrotypical? Stereotypical American ...
krfenton8 15
Than*
fullmetalftw4 0
This is why stupid people and technology don't mix
idkwhoiam104 0
haha so tru
xbarbiexdollx20 5
I hope you know you're the dumbest ****** alive. YDI, idiot.
theuglyone906 4
Were you high or something? You dipshit! How could you not realize that markers are permanent? You totally ******* deserved this you moron.
PuntingYoshi 0
Even when I'm high, I don't mark on my computer's screen. OP is a dumbass.
iliketurdles 7
Don't do drugs kids. It's not as cool as you think... Trust me on this one o.O
snowy6013 4
i totally agree
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I do all the time with permanent markers on a glass screen, so I'm going to assume op wasn't completely retarded in thinking it would work, depending on her screen and marker type.. oh well
azhein 0
I know someone who got drunk and pissed on their laptop. I still think this might be more retarded unless she was under the influence.
MrBobby_fml 7
Me and my friends don't do drugs because they're cool, we do them because they're fun and occasionally inspiring. And you won't get ****** up if you're responsible. Also: PERMANENT markers are permanent, markers are not. Computer screens are not the same as windows/whiteboards, however.