Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emerant 0
That is so cute! I mean, c'mon, OP, even if you may have been insulted by it, it's still nice of him to say. :3
ilovepandaz 2
At least he thought u were pretty
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Comments (121)
auston92 2
been there man i feel your oain
MrGoodTimes 4
Time to start hitting the gym and get a haircut buddy...
zargon 1
Boo-*******-hoo. I know a number of people who would kill to look androgynous (and a number of people of various genders whose androgyny is just plain *hot*). If you're cis and comfortable with your gender, who the **** cares? If you're cis and uncomfortable, maybe you should reflect on your gender a bit and see how sure you are about that. If you're trans, I suggest you work on presenting better; you'd be surprised what kind of results you can get. At any rate, a lot of people (of every gender) are into pretty boys and/or androgynous people, so don't worry about it too much. Your dateability is fine, so it's just a matter of being comfortable with yourself.
rainbowhair1 0
then try cutting ur hair.
Thejackel79 9
See i understand that is sucks being call the opposite gender, but remember that is was a little kid and they make mistakes and you probably shouldn't take it too personally.
superdude9856 2
dude I feel for you bro my grandmother has really bad alzheimers disease and every time she sees me she tells me what a pretty girl I am.
FarSide 23
Maybe you are gay and don't know it yet?
zargon 1
What does orientation have to do with anything?
emo_devon 11
well hey, you're attractive OP! lots of girls are into guys with feminine features anyway :3 kids often are unable to tell the difference sometimes, so they identify you by the way u dress/facial features/haircut that's how they identify me anyway
Zanzy 0
Teehee! Well you could be a pretty boy......or girl. Got to love em kids!
IloveHer4Ever 0
atleast he thought u looked pretty just Bevin gay and like guys lol