Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emerant 0
That is so cute! I mean, c'mon, OP, even if you may have been insulted by it, it's still nice of him to say. :3
ilovepandaz 2
At least he thought u were pretty
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Comments (121)
ohmek 0
It's the thought the counts, right?
SmittyJA24 26
I'm not gonna be so nice... GET A ******' MAKE-OVER!!! Change your wardrobe & get a hair-cut. Duh.
Navith 13
At least he was polite. It's not like he said "You're the ugliest shemale I've ever seen"
justbigbs 6
HAHAHA. get a crew cut or grow a mustache. Some guys looks like girls and some girls dress tomboyish. hey life is full on interesting things eh?
lazer_keyboard 0
You were only a gender away from making it on GMH
greycellgreen 0
Cut your hair emo kid!
disney_blonde 16
Is your name Justin Beieber?
florenzfang 0
lol
perdix 31
Get a job as a tranny. I believe "drag queen" is a paying job and not just an honorific title, right?
Lord_of_0 4
I don't think that "tranny" is a job, rather a bastardized/slang name for an "alternate gender identity". However, drag queen is an occupation (although it would be cool if it were a title).
natetheman14 0
it was a joke lol dude
Tayzz123 0
well I don't kno about u but u made my day ;D