Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
AbtractAngela 17
Tell him that you're a girl who just temporarily lost her voice. He seems like a nice guy. (:
Steffi3 40
So, tell him
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Steffi3 40
So, tell him
carllyo 19
She shouldve just waved
AbtractAngela 17
Tell him that you're a girl who just temporarily lost her voice. He seems like a nice guy. (:
Megatron_Griffin 25
Hopefully OP had told him, and hopefully it went well, because there doesn't seem to be many happy endings anymore. The fact that he apologized and didn't attempt to humiliate her for (what he thought) was a blunder, is why I agree that he seems like a nice guy. Hopefully OP gives us an update :)
Megatron_Griffin 25
For what he thought was a blunder* don't know why I used parenthesis there haha.
tantanpanda 26
#2, nah, stay silent. Ariel did well with prince Eric. Should be the same here.
1dvos_grl3 21
Remember #36 Eric almost married another chick. Always skip the drama..
fie26 9
He said hi. He must be nice. -_-
Megatron_Griffin 25
#48, him saying "hi" isn't why we said he was nice. The fact that he apologized and didn't try to humiliate her is why he is nice. He thought he had truly made a mistake which probably made him feel embarrassed..a lot of people would have tried to humiliate the other person to get the heat off them
Bricktothehead 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he was gay and wanted to find a new bff?
Grayness_ 26
how stupid are you bro? she said ".. I thought you were a girl" come on mate.
Pat5519 14
Agree with #14. What an idiotic comment #3. Maybe you need to reevaluate your inner sexual desires...
logicnazi 18
I also agree with #14, but #27, what does not paying attention to their comment or being an idiot (whichever was the issue) have to do with his/her sexual orientation or desires? Your comment doesn't contain any more logic or attention to detail than the comment you're criticizing.
HappyItalian 38
I say make use of your new baritone voice by joining an a cappella group! Lol (I'm kidding. Don't worry too much about it OP, just concentrate on getting back to a healthy state again.)
zinoxity 23
Lmao what xD
Ravensmoon666 19
Sorry Op, At least you know you look cute even while sick. :)
Tournesol143 28
Lauren Bacall's voice was low. It was attractive to Bogart. You're sultry!
EarlFug 19
Kathleen Turner!
Morning_fml 22
it's okay, you'll probably never even see him again. feel better!
ellymae96 25
Lol I hope you let him know you were sick! Or you could've just went along with it and acted like a guy. Feel better soon op!
lalaney 14
Woman with low voice are unbelievably sexy. I can't stand girls with squeaky high voices. Shudder.
worldclassrager 41
You're under the weather...that shouldn't make you lose your chance