pudh
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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purelymixed 17
Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look
beeferjay 34
I feel like the story is missing something...
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goofy811 13
Oops I did it again lol
worldclassrager 41
What get first comment? That's unfortunate
Cassmoneyyy 15
he made that comment because he's transgender.
Mechazilla2 15
I'd say it's time to rub one off. :/
dylanhasemann13 6
Did you suck her dick while eating her pussy?
puppies4life 10
wat
ShreddedGold 7
I hate when that happens!
talking_toilet 19
Well...did you do it?
purelymixed 17
Woah! Maybe you need to take a closer look
rileyrae0000 23
Op's girlfriend could still possibly be a girl. Sometimes in the heat of the moment, I **** up what I'm trying to say and accidentally switch who has what
girI 20
She could also be transgender (transition doesn't have to involve surgery). Though she really should have talked to him about it, rather than have him find out like this... Unlikely scenario ofcourse, but just putting it out there...
Subcontinent 14
The fact that it says 'making love' suggests that he's already got to the stage where he would have noticed. I think maybe she meant to say "rub your penis against me" or something and got muddled up along the way - let's face it if the sex was that intense you're not going to be one hundred percent focused on your words
Fvck_it 9
Wow, did you break up?
whysobeachy 37
Guys, I've found *that* commentor!
splinteredApple 36
Actually, I'm pretty sure he found us.
pooldude 24
the solution to every argument on FML... there's always that one guy
JustinJK 21
But if they actually have a penis and the op doesn't want that... then they should break up
peachykeen93 17
OP should always look before he leaps!
beararm 11
no this is not the same as I caught my gf smiling at another dude or watever dictates the famous fml "shuld break up" comment. His gf has a penis!!! yes I think it mite be time to call it a day.
getindoe69 17
Why would they break up? She never said she has a penis, all she said was "rub your penis against mine" which means run your private part against my private part, plus she said it in the heat of the moment. Shit like that happens from time to time if you know what you're doing...
musoboy 22
@78 Thaaank you! Finally, some critical thinking.
EarlFug 19
Um I have pleased and been pleased but never told a woman to lick my pussy. Not that there's anything wrong with that, other than anatomically.
JustinJK 21
I was just saying hypothetically speaking that if they did turn out to have a penis that would be a pretty good reason to break up lol
MzZombicidal 36
Y'all have some incredibly fragile masculinity. Lol.
lovelockdown23 23
Lmfao I don't know why but this made me think of "Oh, put your head in the freezer"
MRSwick2525 23
Huh????
lovelockdown23 23
The campaign starring Will ferrel
Noahray98 8
it must be hard being that stupid...
beeferjay 34
I feel like the story is missing something...
extinct_dodo 18
A Penis
whatarethisss 23
lol, apparently there are two penises. Perhaps, it's missing a ******?
nix1993 41
I think it's what isn't missing that's the problem
EvilLittleMan 23
Indeed it is missing something. It's called a Va-Jay-Jay.
RedneckNerd18 8
#82, what are you 12? call it a ******
rileyrae0000 23
Found the middle schooler
DrFood 8
Maybe instead of saying "rub your penis against my ******" she said "rub your penis against mine" even if she meant the former. Maybe a big misunderstanding.
igg125 30
How did you not notice her penis before she mentioned she had one?
whysobeachy 37
You do realise that she said it by mistake, right?
igg125 30
(Sarcasm)
hasooon 24
Great save buddy
okokalright 15
Give us a follow up please. There's not enough to this story