Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
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Top comments
joemk2012 0
Ask him if his tiny penis told him to say that.
ElMundio87 0
FLY my pretties, FLY
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Comments (56)
TheLoneWolf87 4
First
totalbadass 0
YDI for having a small ****.
Emperor_Jim 0
At least he was honest...
CHEESYBIGMAC 0
cant argue with that
KittehKatt 0
Well, At least you don't know him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Someone you don't know dissed you! Oh noes! Your life is over! You might as well go jump off a ******* overpass now.
psyx 0
You forgot to call her fat.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
sorry bro but if random guys tell you you look bad you pretty much hit rock bottom. FLY though.
ElMundio87 0
FLY my pretties, FLY
natasha_m 3
LOL! that's funny, not the end of the world though. He's an effing messed up stranger why would you care...
misunderstood52 0
that sucks, but hey, what are you gonna do about those kinds of people?
sydeshow 0
I spit my drink reading that. sounds like something I'd say. lmao
thyestes 0
Some stranger stopped you just to insult you, FHL not yours.
perdix 31
You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!
getfokinrektm8 9
assault someone because they called you ugly. what a genius idea
shabadabba 14
no you'd be assaulting a guy so that you could stay the most beautiful person
jillz 0
If he felt the need to stop you just to tell you that, then he wasn't a real man. FYL