Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emerant 0
That is so cute! I mean, c'mon, OP, even if you may have been insulted by it, it's still nice of him to say. :3
ilovepandaz 2
At least he thought u were pretty
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Comments (121)
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
Haha I agree with #5. At least you can have a future in drag competitions haha
Angi95 3
XD
TheNewGuy03 29
you must be justin bieber. i feel like less of a man just by saying that. |the kid|
gabbii2596 0
that's the cutest and funniest picture I've ever seen! :3
McMan 23
You're a pretty girl. Now I have a list but here's one: Justin Bieber Make it look like an accident please. Edit: Holy shit you posted that before I refreshed the page, it's like you read my mind...
Meme_N00b 0
yo dawg, i heard that you like people being able to tell what gender you are so we put a football in your penis so you can be manly while youre a man
The_Moustache 6
That was dumb...
stitch_book 4
touche, Meme_N00b. touche.
rattusrattus 19
... you are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
chosha_fml 27
At least you're pretty.
simon_lala 0
hey it's a compliment isn't it?
danz123 7
Wait, a boy? I mean fine, if you wanna describe yourself that way, but if I were you, I'd call myself a man. If you look like a girl, and think you're a little boy, there's really no difference between you and Justin Bieber.... *shudder*
ILoveEggnog 7
You're a very beautiful girl.
forza_italia88 2
i think ive read this one already... this must happen to a lot of people lol maybe go give yourself a make over if it bothers you? otherwise just take the compliment