Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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jada_crump 10
Was it by the same person?..
Mafia_ 16
Great way to end the day
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Mafia_ 16
Great way to end the day
jada_crump 10
Was it by the same person?..
mellajella 14
Since it's in the love section, I'm assuming OP's SO said both. With that said, OP should tell their SO "maybe somebody would love you if you weren't a ******* asshole."
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm really hoping it wasn't by the same person and definitely not her SO. Op, if your boyfriend/husband is the one saying that then I would have a good talk with him as it sounds like he just said that to hurt your feelings (as he obviously doesn't think you're ugly from the previous comment). It's one thing to have an argument or fight with your significant other, it's a totally different thing when they're saying things during those fights that are intentionally hurtful. If your SO intentionally try's to hurt you during your arguments then that needs to be addressed, the same way it would need to be addressed if you intentionally try and hurt him. Sit down and have a talk with your SO and explain that if you love each other, you shouldn't try and hurt each other during a disagreement and that both of you may need to work on that. Best of luck op!
mellajella 14
Actually I agree with 47. Don't call your SO an asshole because it will just make it worse. Solve it before it's too late.
EPKSPARTAN 15
Whoever that is sounds lovely.
Welshite 40
That's when you smash that mirror into a thousand pieces.
superboredd 21
well that's rude, if it was the same guy who said these things i hope you gave him a nice girl power bitch slap !
IAmzephyr 22
what if it was a girl though?
Retaheki 27
What does girl power have to do with this? Girls can do the same thing to a guy, we care about our appearances, we aren't brutes.
JazzHandsFML 28
so start a fight over a shruggable insult? love the advice if a girl ever calls me a name guess a can slap her in the face unless you are one of those double standards people who thinks hitting guys is the solution to everything.
MDoremis 38
Ouch.
kitkatjoy_96 28
lol why are the most simple comments always thumbs down??
Morning_fml 22
Because they're almost always unnecessary.
iAlissa 34
Welcome to FML; if your comment is not grammatically correct, plain and simple, not witty, ignorant or seemingly stupid, it's thumbed down and deemed not necessary. Enjoy your stay.
MDoremis 38
There was nothing more to say that wasn't wittily cruel or saccharinely sympathetic. It sucked that it happened to the OP and that was that.
1dvs_bstd 41
#55 I know right.. it's like people are afraid of getting thumbs down so they go with 'Oh sweet OP, sorry' 'Oh my God, you mean ex right?!' 'don't worry OP, the world is made of fields of rose and lilies, this or that will be fine' c'mon fml. But OP, you've got skills tho.. from 100-0 in one day.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Impressive, you went from beauitful to ugly in one day
lulinator 40
Yes, usually that happens overnight
abbyade 21
Ignore the second statement. Some people are just awful and need to upset others to feel good about themselves. You are beautiful either way :)
ColonelCusswords 24
At least you broke even?...
pinque 19
People are so rude