Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
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Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I reheated leftover soup and confidently carried the steaming bowl to my couch to watch TV. I sneezed halfway through sitting down, spilled soup all over my lap and instinctively yelled, “WHY, GOD?!” loud enough that my crazy neighbors banged on the wall. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I sneezed while eating a bowl of soup. As I did, a glob of carrot shot out of my nose like a missile, and I couldn’t stop laughing. My boyfriend, who was sitting across from me, wasn’t so amused when the glob splashed all over his white shirt. He’s now mad at me for “ruining his only smart shirt.” FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Pics or it's ... on second thought, nah. Feel better!
AirBusDriver 23
Holy shit, I just choked on my bowl of ramen while reading this! Hope you heal up quickly OP!!
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RichardPencil 32
Pics or it's ... on second thought, nah. Feel better!
Eashy 16
Now you have something to blow your nose with!
AirBusDriver 23
Holy shit, I just choked on my bowl of ramen while reading this! Hope you heal up quickly OP!!
maemismile 22
Get some silver cream booboo. Burns can be the worst.
TeaRex__ 23
Aw! That hurt, if you're looking for a bright side, then if it was those 3-4 min store bought Ramen noodles, eating it would probably have made your throat feel worse because they contain so many spices, so at lease you didn't eat it... tinny tinny bright side. Hope you get well again soon.
littlebitty13 4
I second this, I love ramen but when I'm sick it's a no go! Only if I'm desperate.
darshini_ii 24
I'm thinking of all the bra-less days ahead of you. Could be the silver lining you're hunting for.
dramaelf 37
Try raw honey, or nettle tea if you can find it. Nothing with spices!
xx000o 27
Maybe wear some clothes while you are eating.
Migole 36
So you wear water-proof clothes on a daily basis? Because the last time I looked a simple shirt wouldn't do much against a bowl of hot water.
jcash52426 5
That's what you get for eating Ramon noodle!
Bearsmomma 30
How the hell did you have it so hot to melt skin off your boob? You had plans to put that in your mouth? Sorry about the situation. Burns hurt so bad. Hope it heals quickly with no scarring.
Migole 36
I imagind she cooked it, put the hot soup into a bowl and carried it to wherever she wants to eat it. What do you do? Letting it sit for an hour until it's cold? Usually you put the food onto a fork/spoon and blow air on it until it's cool enough to swallow. I thought this was the normal way to eat.
Bearsmomma 30
I do let food cool, YES 1; IT DOES NOT sit UNTIL cold, but I also don't serve it out when hot enough to MELT] SKIN.