Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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Top comments
robinsn 0
Who completely undoes their pants to pee? I just unzip my fly... But that's just me.
sweet_candy_ 17
Lol don't be surprised if you get a raise.
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Comments (60)
fairuhrose 0
bad timing
I_R_Genius 3
Prison 101: #1. Never drop the soap. #2. Don't go into the restroom/showeroom alone. #3. Watch out for the surprise butt sex at night, always sleep with one eye open at ALL times.
Doortje 30
What's so bad about that? Promotion!
deerescu 1
lol
needleinmypants_fml 3
He has to PRETEND he didt enjoy it for protocol. Remember when he slapped ypur butt boobs? He was sticking a post-it with his "private" number on it.
kbourco 0
Hahahaha that's great
FYLDeep 26
Why weren't you holding on to them? I mean once you unbutton and unzip, yeah, they're going to fall down. It's that part of that whole gravity thing. YDI.
sweet_candy_ 17
Lol don't be surprised if you get a raise.
antuco 1
OP is a guy
Doortje 30
You know, there are some men who *gasp* like men. It's called homosexuality, you might want to try it some time.
sweet_candy_ 17
lol I know :)
macskapingvin 0
If that was the case, it would be the boss getting a 'raise'
gunman15 4
well your not getting a raise or promotion maybe a pay cut
italiangurrl 8
oh my. i can only imagine his expression, and still it's priceless lol that had to lead to an awkward conversation, eh?
robinsn 0
Who completely undoes their pants to pee? I just unzip my fly... But that's just me.
therealsuperman 0
I do. the underwear trapdoor is a conspiracy
RedPillSucks 33
People who regularly get their wang caught in the zipper, either because of coordination problems or they're just so well endowed.