Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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random6x7 0
I've been shaving my 'stache for awhile now, and it's actually less noticeable than it was when I used a depilatory cream, because I deal with it every couple of days in the shower rather than once a week or two. Those depilatory creams are nasty to deal with, and it's easy to end up with a chemical burn. Same with bleach. Sexy! Plucking's too time-consuming and painful, and threading and waxing both require a certain length to grow in and hurt a lot on such a sensitive area. Besides, I'm poor and in a rural area; even if I could find someone to do threading, I couldn't afford to go all that often. Y'all sound more like you're disgusted by women doing something so "masculine", rather than actually well-informed about the risks. It's cheaper, easier, quicker, and, at least in my case, works better to shave. The vast majority of us are incapable of producing enough facial hair to have the sort of stubble you can actually feel. OP: that does suck, though! I hope you figured out a good excuse, since by the sound of these morons, you needed one.
FlaminYawn 0
As long as a girl never lets her facial hair grow out, I'm cool. If I see a little but just ONCE then it's over cuz my attraction to her is ruined for life. There's one advantage though, facial hair girls have more testosterone and therefore want to **** more...
picklejuice2 0
i'm going to have to say try not to shave up there; it normally grows back as stubble. unless your lucky =] waxing and depilatories are good options; threading may actually be better and faster though. you can also try plucking which is what i do.
Topknot_Forever 0
Shave? You SHAVE your face?! That's a really good way to get a full blown mustache. Bleach that bitch next time.
himynameisanna 0
Haha I don't have a mustache :) Sucks for you. :P
portablecupid 3
why would you shave your face if you were a chick? its gonna get all prickly yknow. ew.
portablecupid 3
lol iunno what kind of chicks you hang around with but ive never had to shave any part of my face
briesandwich 0
I agree with most, shaving isn't the way forward.
Fmyliffeee 0
holy shit, Are you mental, Okay so if you've got a mustaache, pluck that shit, no one will know, YDI. If you shave it will be prickly. dude do anything but shave. Mental ****, I hope your date went alright but I hope to god he noticed and for that didnet kiss you, no one wants a girl who shaves her face:O Woahhhhh Good luck next time, but you just went totally wrong and haha @9 ahah true, any mark on the face just blame it on your cat/dog/ whatever pet with nails :P Anyways lesson learned,. do not shave the face if your a girl
Deemon_Cat 0
plucking hurts like a bitch o_o
illixir 0
Shaving may not technically cause it to come back thicker, but for the reasons you mentioned it does make hair come back in a much more noticeable fashion and thus in areas like these should be avoided.