Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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cyxx 0
Jesus, guys, chill! I shave there sometimes too. It does not grow back as stubble! At least not for me. And as others have said, it's been proven that shaving doesn't cause hair to grow back thicker, faster, or darker. OP... blame the cat?
ashole1990 10
no, if youre going to wax a part of your face it needs to be at least a week before any important event. this is basic. you dont know how your skin will react to the wax and it scabs over if you dont wash it thoroughly after waxing because germs will get into the pores and cause you to break out but anyways, dont shave your face. ydi. even if it doesnt technically grow back thicker or faster, it is still the most noticable when it starts to grow out
summer99 0
NEVER take a razor to your face if you're a girl! they have plenty of other options for getting rid of a little facial hair. for example, theres tons of lotions meant for facial hair removal (nail, sally hansen). plus the usual options of waxing, plucking, etc.
kira1kira 0
WAX!!!!
happyvalleygirl 0
Don't wax or shave or use creams. Use cream bleach. The more you try to take the hair out by shaving, the thicker and stronger it will grow back. The bleach will dye the hair lighter so it's less noticeable, and it will last longer than both shaving and waxing. Poor girl. NEVER SHAVE YOUR LIP AGAIN.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for shaving. Lip stubble on girls == NOT HOT.
emmakat17 0
ha ha thats why you do it in front of the mirror so u can c!
happysmartg 5
well that just shows how stupid u r.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Why don't you just use Veet or Nair? Works wonders.
elephanttrunks 0
The thing you all seem to be forgetting is that you have to let hair get to a certain LENGTH before you wax it. For that reason, ladies cursed with darker facial hair may not really have that option without having to spend some time looking like you belong in Supertroopers. Not to mention, Nair and those types of creams cause allergic reactions in many people with sensitive skin. So OP, I'm sorry; I understand; it sucks. Try an electric razor.