Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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liveitlearnit 0
Plucking almost never causes irritation, as long as you pluck in the direction of the hair growth.
girlygirl666 0
What is "threading"? I never heard of that.
Me27 0
Why would you ever shave your face? There are waxes and bleaches and techniques for that. A woman shaving her face is just a bad idea. Threading is the use of threads moved together in a certain way, quickly, that removes the hair from the face (or wherever).
liivelaughlovee 0
tweezers = soo much better
supergirl505 0
It seems like alot of girls must have lip and face hair...is it wired that I don't then? I would die if I had a mustache lol
supergirl505 0
Weird*
xThatRandomGirlx 0
That's why you never shave your lip. Just use Nair, it's easier
Jorrin 0
That sucks, but if you want to get rid of a mustache you should probably not shave it... It will be stubbly and gross when it grows back. wax it.
candiixo 0
well, I believe theres a little thing called WAX. & plucking is painnnfulllllll !
candiixo 0
Well , I believe there is a little thing called WAX . & plucking I believe is quite painful & takes long. & wtf is threading?