Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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Comments (201)
drinkupgorgeous 0
BEAUTY IS PAIN BITCH.
Frogglin 0
Sheesh, I love how everyone is screaming "WAX, NAIR, WAX". I'm a girl, I shave my mo. Wanna know why? Coz creames and wax react with my skin. So I can either have hairy lip or scabby, rashy lip. So unless you know this girl and know WHY she's opted to shave, you're talking through your arses.
Vermelle 0
You should try the link I posted earlier if you're looking for an alternative. I honestly doubt sugar, honey, and lemon juice is going to hurt you, and you won't have to go through the annoyance of shaving your lip.
potatosrulz 0
Ok, this is why you use bleach or wax, but bleach isn't painful. If you shave, the hair will only become thicker and thicker over time.
xexechx 0
Then don't shave your face.
etchasketchy 0
YDI why would u shave ur lip its going to grow back twice as bad
shelbums 0
YDI for not waxing.
shopaholic12 0
Im sorry, but this is just plain rediculous! what woman in their right mind would shave their upper lip, much less with a fricken razor! Never shave wioth a razor, it will only grow back in darker and thicker!
zargon 1
Read the other comments on this thread; the "darker and thicker" thing is complete bullshit.
mandy23q 0
i always get my upper lip waxed everytime i get my eyebrows done and ive never had any scabbing if you shave you will get that shiny just shaved look waxing is much better
sondramcfail 0
You're not supposed to SHAVE your mustache, OP - duh! I'm sure you'd have some really attractive stubble on your upper lip anyway. -__-
pookiejlove 0
So you talked about being all shaved, and I was disappointed to hear you were talking about your lip!