Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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bree_91 0
Every girl knows not to shave their FACE. Shaving is for the body. It will cause gross prickly stubble on your face. they have invented wax. nair. and tweezers. try it.
cowonfire 0
NASTY!! girls should not have facial hair..
Earths_Venus 25
I've heard of people waxing and getting a rash, bleaching and getting a rash, or shaving and getting a rash. I think the best thing to do in your case is plucking it... just do a few hairs at a time so it doesn't aggravate it. Good luck sweetie, hang in there. I've used the plucking technique for years and my monobrow is nearly gone. if you can pull the root of the hair out it won't grow back.
wintamint101 7
ydi or having a moustache
senseofreason 0
you don't shave your lips as a girl duhhh get hair removal cream or wax grossie
OliviaHilton 4
To #182 that is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. All humans should have hair. Which, obviously includes girls. In fact, the only place both male AND fe-males don't have hair is on the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. So stfu, mong.
biggecko 4
You should cut it more so it looks like you banged your head on something lol
puertoricanmafia 0
one word ......... wax !! XD
slinkydee 2
aw. it hurts but wax it. shaved hair grows back hell fast so youl have to shave it often :( if youre overweight and have excessive body hair elsewhere, maybe get your hormones checked, you may be producing too much testosterone, androgens or have PCOS. good luck
kaycee1996 5
Don't shave it sweetie, it'll just grow back thick and dark next time wax it off a the day before you date that way if anything goes wrong you have time to fix it or let it heal. : )