Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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Comments (201)
fluorescentadole_fml 8
why is everyone being so pedantic about this? Bottom line is the hair is more noticeable because of shaving, I can't see why someone is "dumb as ****" for saying it grows thicker
Dallasluver19 14
Don't shave peachfuzz!! Unless u want the hair to turn black and REALLY noticeable!
Robbo84 11
That's what hair removal cream is for! YDI
Tressa1982 18
Never shave on the face! Wax or use nair
ashjo 12
it's called waxing
hannikins 13
So I went to hair school. It will not grow in thicker or darker. MYTH! But. It will leave an unnatractive stubble. I recommend getting a little five dollar wax kit from Walmart. It does wonders
Krissey_DJ 16
While this hasn't happened to me yet, I'm terrified every time I go to shave my lip that I'll cut myself and be subjected to ridicule by my not very nice family >.
sbarua219 17
Why the ****...? You're a girl, don't shave! Wax!
TechnoStew 21
Say you forgot your lip balm and your lips are splitting.
ErinShannon 27
Almost all females grow hair that can be seen around their mouth, but you shouldn't shave. Your lip or your eyebrows. Get some tweezers and pluck away and if you think youd **** up, go waxed or try the sensitive hair removal creams.