Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML
Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
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Top comments
_Mazza_ 0
They obviously have bad taste, because Indiana Jones' satchel is awesome.
lendmeyourteeth 0
maybe they just don't know about high fashion
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Comments (122)
DataWhore 0
sounds like they weren't even talking about you, they were just talking about some guy with a man purse and you assumed they were talking about you!
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for taking a bus
blland 0
If your fashion needs to be understood, it is not good fashion.
keoct 4
YDI, fashion studies get a real f!@#en job
noPENGSinALASKA 0
it's a satchel! Indiana jones has one.
bagel12 0
what do guys really know about fashion anyways?
perdix 31
Follow your dream -- you have a bright career in fashion! Just as long as you find your niche. You'll become popular among the Butch Lesbians. Learn to make your stuff coordinate with flannel, mullets and scissored velcro. ;) YWIA :)
0___0 9
I get it... scissored.. velcro. hehe. YDI for not watching the Hangover.
brutal_banger 10
sounds like you need a new major
MoonyIce 0
Indy's satchel is amazing. They were obviously complimenting you. ;o
jellyfishing 0
Who cares. You can start your own trend! :)