Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML
Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
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_Mazza_ 0
They obviously have bad taste, because Indiana Jones' satchel is awesome.
lendmeyourteeth 0
maybe they just don't know about high fashion
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happypapp12 0
Ydi for being ugly stupid and raven off of that's so raven. That's so raven is about a teenage girl named raven she has a brother corey, a best friend Chelsea and some other dudethats just a third wheel when Chelsea and raven go on a trip to the banana land of bubblygum lane yes I said bubblygum lane. Oh and did I mention she can see into the future.. Truly amazing stuff people! If you want raven to read your future go to ravens house at magic land in south china costs twenty dollars a word! That's so raven
starshine3987 0
WTF does this have to do with anything?
whataloadofbull 0
looks like happypap's little bro/sis hacked into his comp xD or pap was drunk.
eehizle 0
what did it say?
neverminddd 0
Who cares? Guys don't know much of fashion anyway...
geppy 0
If you're majoring in fashion you should know better than to carry an ugly man-purse. If it's not an ugly man-purse, a fashion major should know better than to give a **** what normal people (those who don't think fashion is worth a crap) are thinking. You've already decided to live in your own little world, so take the decision all the way.
theregoesmylove 0
I created an account just to say that this FML made me LOL b/c they said the same thing in the Hangover :D
elbishay93 0
lol I did the same thing for another one!!
Xupz_fml 0
Actually, I think that if some people start commenting about how what you're wearing is ugly, it's that you're perfect for fashion studies.
amacleod 0
what about the fact that they s Thought she was a guy maybe the purse would have been fine had they known it was a girl ydi for looking like a dude
ico2 2
YDI, for planning on majoring in fashion studies...
1990TD 6
^ this
moonshine_bek 2
I agree. You can get a degree in pretty much anything now.
Cristaderzi 0
Yeah they were obviously crackhead gays!!! I think your purse sounds fun and handy! I want to know where to buy one?!
velvet_kisses 0
like men know fashion that well to begin with... don't sweat it... if fashion is ur passion then go head girl :-)
Cupcaken 0
so? they just don't understand fashion.