Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
You gotta love kids ;D
purple5 0
Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3
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lmmmr 0
They make medicine for that.
batosai33 0
yes but you dont know how bad the allergy is. i am allergic to dust mites in general and cats are a huge source of those. even with medicine and no cats i can never breathe through both nostrils at the same time. you can imagine what a cat would do to me. maybe it is the same for him.
gomego87 0
YDI for doing the hokey pokey in the car YDI for talking to your daughter. YDI for being allergic to cats. YDI for driving a car.
Bananichka 0
WTF ?!
kisalycorsis34 0
I just love how every word you type is complete and utter bullsh*t.
dav3800 7
he should sleep with his eyes open now.
Curtieeeez 0
You gotta love kids ;D
purple5 0
Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3
666midnight 0
That's a reasonable question lol
ArielTheMermaid 17
that's what I was gonna say! :o but anyway, you can't take her seriously, op, she is only 3....well actually she's probably 5 or 6 now......
Jess_17 0
Well there is such thing as allergy medicine and at that age you just have to laugh they don't really know what death means
summerguy97 16
They also have genetically modified hypoallergenic cats.
xxjohnx5 0
aww thats cute ydi
wet24_7 0
you deserved that!!! it means you must suck as a father if your kids want a cat over you just go die now, thats what your kids want
Demon_Squirtle 0
#7 the same can be said to you, but replace kids with the world. Anyways don't take it too seriously. It's just a kid being silly. =P
genius_man16 1
dude, she's 3, chill the **** out YDI for caring this much
ricin_poisoning 0
Jeeze #7, relax. What's wrong? You couldn't have a puppy cause your mom was allergic so you've been harboring hatred for her all these years?