Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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SirEBC 7
Bring him to us. We'll **** him up.
burninnapalm 5
dude. that's a win on his part. fail on yours for not seeing the joke.
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Comments (227)
SirEBC 7
Bring him to us. We'll **** him up.
funkmasternikkin 0
lol
CrazyDutch 0
whahah
BellyDancinCheer 0
hell yeah!
dboy006778 0
destroyhim!!!!
sumguyonFML 0
#2's comment has just won the game.
Bullpine 11
I just lost the game
tniggs 0
damn so did i
spearhead 5
I went into overtime, but ended up losing in the shootout....
hahaitsmattheau 0
do not add to the comment u ruin it
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
i pee in the shower
Vitamin_C 0
I just lost the game too. Thanks 99.
hahayousucks 3
yea I just lost the game as well. damn
ArcticDead 12
post secret lol
starlover77 0
I like tha fact that someone put I pee in tha shower in tha middle of tha conversation =P win
PockyBiscuits 0
yum
iamslimshady 1
Time for a good ass whooping
snoot 0
heehee
xviem 0
that's what you get.
Avenged7Gabe 0
look at this doushebag
SassiestLemon 2
117- I'm not even going to say it...
ChristyCarnegie 0
Fake.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahaha op I laugh at you.
ericag 0
that's too funny :)
PurpleDino1123 0
nice ****
MisterMuffinz 13
You look like a fish getting a boner. :)
182crazyking 9
at least he didn't give a YDI
burninnapalm 5
dude. that's a win on his part. fail on yours for not seeing the joke.
burninnapalm 5
if that is the case, then it's not an FML now is it? ;p
cldean24 4
Sarcasm, idiot.
BWill9014 4
I don't think 7 was being sarcastic
slightlypyro1996 4
I agree. That is an epic win for said passerby
Celesta 11
It definitely does!
ulicksam 0
**** your life because someone agrees with you that your life is ******? Yes, FYL.
BabbiiLovvee 0
lol XD
Stormcloak 20
I mean, at least he didn't say, "You deserved it."
kinga08 0
Well obviously he reads FML as well if he said that, word for word! I'm sure he meant it in good spirit, I actually think it's pretty funny.
marriiee_fml 0
yeah i agree with you. OP has to lighten up.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
I'd be happy if that happened to me, anyway, anything to have some human contact
ShadyFTW1 0
Your life is ****** because somebody agrees with your shirt? Nah, more like it's ****** 'cause your an oversensitive punk who can't take a joke.
ShadyFTW1 0
you're* screw off all you grammar Nazis.
burninnapalm 5
lol was kinda hoping you put "your" after screw off.... but after reading it over, not quite as funny
ShadyFTW1 0
If OP understood, he or she would have found it funny. It wouldn't be a **** my life.
ShadyFTW1 0
You are missing the point man. Yes it is funny, but if the OP thought it was, they wouldn't be posting it on a site called **** MY LIFE.
ShadyFTW1 0
site* Yes I know, damn.
ShadyFTW1 0
site*
lionheart822 13
lol #25 I hope you were joking with the second part of your comment, cause you're definitely wrong. You are = you're your(possessive) = your(possessive) just sayin. =)
sourgirl101 29
Shady, the OP is obviously an FML fan. Of course he/she would post their story on here so that we may enjoy it too. Some people have no problems laughing at themselves and you gotta laugh when you're the joke.(:
EKL32 0
dude, what kind of guy puts smileys?
larisonr 4
You got to when your talking to bitches, bitches love smiley faces.
redneck14 11
this is going to sound stupid but what is op?
redneck14 11
is this english class? didnt think so. kay? k
TheAwkHawk 14
68 does... And guys that are secure enough with their masculinity to not make comments on what is ok for a man to do...