Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
iSocket 0
#11 - why do people say no pun intended? Saying so makes it clear you've thought about it and decided to leave the double entendre in there anyway. That was funny, but quite stupid at the same time.
Alex_Marie 0
Wow. That's what she gets for being a dumb bitch. Pay attention in school kids.
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Lmao either your nuts were whack or not all chicks wanna see nuts mmmkay? Not sure if that's sexy lolx Oh well you jus earned yourself a FYL Hey, coulda been worse right? :]
IMz0r 0
Tell her "You're pussy"
PSmitty4956 0
How you gonna blame her grammar, why the **** would you send a pic of your nuts to a girl you work with that is just stupid. Unless, you have been dating the girl for a while and you haven't cuz you just send her flirty text messages I was just doing the same thing about thirty seconds ago with a girl I work with and at no point would I send her a pic of my nuts. Maybe if I slept with her but I haven't!!!! FYL for doing something as stupid as sending pictures of your nuts to any girl who will flirt with you!!
Punkpoptart1119 20
Blaming her grammar is easy. She should've paid attention in school..op honestly thought that she wanted a picture of his junk because she technically said she did..but if she would've paid attention in school, this wouldn't have happened.
short1 0
yess! I am so glad I am not the only person who is psycho about grammar. my friends make fun of me alll the time. Therefore, I agree with everything that has been said. she's a dumbass. it's her fault.
pirates_go_yarrr 0
LMFAO. Grammar fail.
Altrown_fml 0
I think you should post this picture... >_>
thekreeperkeeper 0
incriminating evidence? I don't get it, how incriminating? will other people see it and say "HEY!! I'd recognize those nuts anywhere!!" I guess it could be if she shows it around and they have an office-wide nut check... but otherwise, I think you might be safe pal. you're both retarded for flirting at work, with people you work with.
gregsdaman 0
and ur retarted not to see it means sexual harassment!!! do us all a favor and read the other 100 comments that explain to ur stupid ass what's goin on
metalhead5564 0
And you're retarded for not being able to spell retarded
deja54 0
mkay you're stupid for just going along with it.