Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Well first call the bank and let them know he didn't have permission, than call the police and report it
RichardPencil 32
Poor bastard! He was stupid to **** over someone who, in a few short weeks, is going to be a trained killing machine! Hoo-hah!
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Charlie Given 28
Well first call the bank and let them know he didn't have permission, than call the police and report it
RichardPencil 32
Poor bastard! He was stupid to **** over someone who, in a few short weeks, is going to be a trained killing machine! Hoo-hah!
coius 23
Sadly, if he had any full permissions to use a shared account, what he did was legal (I did this myself to me and my ex-wifes account when I found out she was cheating on me while she was at work). The kicker I did was pull all the money right after her job deposited her income check digitally, screwing her by withdrawing all $3300 of the account and shutting it down. Interesting talk I had with the bank manager while he tried to find out if what I was doing was illegal or against bank rules. My Ex wasn’t very smart. I walked away with EVERYTHING in the divorce. All property, money, cars, etc. held a party with friends and burned all her clothes in a bonfire (yup, took that too! I had bought all the Victoria Secret underwear with MY credit card, so technically, it was mine to do with as I pleased). Sorry this happened, but may I suggest making his life a living hell by suing his ass?
Charlie Given 28
🤣🤣😂 Normally I'm not for revenge but when somebody screws you over you have absolute right to do it right back and you did it with style LMFAO
Rusty Armstrong 13
it's always better to break things off before an extended absence. none of my battle buddies were able to make a long distance relationship work. I just leads to hurt feelings because someone always cheats. it's hard to resist when you're lonely, especially if you're worried the other is probably cheating anyway