Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Top comments
eliotherbst 9
Umm... this is entirely your fault.
Cads1 24
Why would a guy steal ladies shoes? Do you have massive feet and he can fit into them?
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Comments (88)
pratikp03 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
oops?
igg125 30
Oops? What are you 7?
bryce0110 23
I'm pretty sure he's not 7.
eliotherbst 9
Umm... this is entirely your fault.
rdenkewicz 11
OP, go look for something that is actually missing...your brain!
LeashaJoy5595 28
Seriously, how do you not notice that you're wearing shoes? And usually people look down at their shoes at least once... Really, how did she not know?
Cads1 24
Why would a guy steal ladies shoes? Do you have massive feet and he can fit into them?
Welshite 40
Nothing wrong with guys wearing ladies' shoes. Heels make me feel sexy.
Woedel 25
I'd say her reaction is only appropriate if something similar happened before.. You know, like her coming back from work early to find him parading around in her underwear or something. No, but seriously. Why accusing someone else, especially your boyfriend?
Cads1 24
Are you welshite by day and wendyshite by night?
Ohitsariel 25
not really, she might have reacted like that because he likes to hide her stuff.
GoldLeader 19
I have massive feet that are the same size as my boyfriends but he's never tried to take my shoes before...
SirEnigM0nk 22
Victor/Victoria all over again. Besides it takes some cajones for a guy to wear heels.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Victor/Victoria all over again. Besides it takes some cajones for a guy to wear heels.
Gib31 19
Maybe she meant stealing as in "come on it's not funny anymore, where did you hide them?". Perhaps she thought he was making a joke to her or something.
mercyelvira42 23
Perhaps OP is homosexual? Or the boyfriend has small feet?
Naggie_May23 6
Either that or the guy is a crossdresser with tiny feet.
poopnpoop 19
You shoe have looked down
eliotherbst 9
Get a life.
Jshiv123 4
**** off #6
DFMLharsh 20
Rather you shoe #6
logicnazi 18
Someone shoe explain to me why this is funny.
tantanpanda 26
^but you're Einstein! you shoed understand the pun
mikeman1744 18
I've heard of people losing their cell phone while holding it but this is a new low
pleasedie 22
Hope you apologized
laden_swallow09 35
She definitely should've. How much you wanna bet that she blamed him for losing her shoes, too?
AbtractAngela 17
I accidentally clicked fyl and this is one of the moments I wish they would let you undo it.
whatthefuckusername 13
yeah, that feature is really needed.
laden_swallow09 35
You used to be able to. I've no idea why they thought it was a good idea to change it. MODS! PLEASE BRING BACK THE OPTION TO CHANGE OUR VOTES!!!!
ninjaassassinguy 17
You're kind of an ass. How do you not notice that your wearing shoes?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
So your boyfriend is ok with dating crazy? You luck girl.
sandman676 20
Omg whoops