Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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Comments (239)
ddinspire6 10
Aww sorry op! **** them! Who sells towels? Losers.
meteor_stream 9
Next time some asshole tries to belittle you and spew crap about your appearance, say "Wanna be smarter? STFU and pretend you're chewing gum!"
carringtonr 0
That is so mean :(
nero9112 4
Why would OP care about a stranger's insult?
Wynthos 2
It's sad how putting chemicals and artificial coloring on one's face is a requirement of women.
thinkingatheist 8
Aww.. that's sad. Sooo, did you buy it?
PennyLane27 32
You're the worst character ever, Towlie!
Cappiej 18
They're jealous.
hanzyb 0
Why would there be guys selling towels in a school?
toohottiedottie 2
Why are you doubting yourself? Cuz some douchebag towel salesman called you ugly??? Who the hell is he?