Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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Comments (239)
brittybrat1165 5
I really dnt understand asshole motherfuckers like them do they really think u care wat they think about u its kinda like who the **** are u to be judging o speck of dirt lookin ass dnt let them gt to u there just piece of ***** who wernt raised wit any manners bet he wudnt of sed tht if he ws alone
bubo_fml 11
Thank them, purchase a towel, roll it up & snap 'em in the cods!!
thisguyy12 0
Honestly if u feel u can go out with out puttin makeup on in the first place u must be very beautiful those where just a bunch of douche bags
kristen69 0
Makeup doesn't make people prettier. Ive seen some ugly people where makeup and still be ugly.
ZielZone 4
Why would you allow a bunch of immature douche bags ruin your self confidence?? To he'll with them.
debatingalways 0
Don't worry, with comments like that, they'll probably be selling towels for the rest of their lives. (and knowing so have to be dicks to make themselves feel better). You'll leave high school and make something of yourself, and all they're ever gonna be is mean :)
lulzmylife 4
Those guys don't have much of a future in entrepreneurship if that's their idea of good marketing. Don't let 'em get to you. There are always going to be jerks in the world, most of whom are jerks primarily because they're trying to make up for their own rampant insecurities.
MyPerspective 4
Don't let these good-for-nothing jerks tie you down. Every girl is beautiful, even without make-up. Make-up, to me is more of a lie. Don't worry how others look at you, what's most important is to love yourself. There is something called preference, and not everyone looks good to everybody. Those jerks could probably be losers with no proper love life, more like **** and throw. One day, it'll suck for them when they're old with no proper love to settle down.
some_girl9 8
First of all, why were they just randomly selling towels? That's kind of disgusting, actually. Secondly, they're losers, and if that's their idea of making a sale, then don't worry, because they're digging their "company's" own grave right there.
BritLass 15
Don't listen to him! He's one person and a total tool! Bravo to you for being comfortable in your own skin and don't let anyone else take that from you! I wish I could do that! (: