Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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Comments (239)
CmarieMC23 3
What shocks me the most about this FML is the fact that the guys were selling towels... Who the **** sells towels and for what? Most people buy towels from a department store.
SamanthaSaurus 13
I never wear make up. Suck it up, princess.
SamanthaSaurus 13
Maybe they are creepos, selling cheep jokes on the side.
structuredchaoz 4
You should have mentioned the fact that they were making a living selling towels. And not been worried so much. Loser's opinions do not matter.
Rvah07 0
BI would have said something lime " u wana have kids, say something like that again and u won't"
HU4L188 0
Who sells towels??? Wtf
decidedlyvague 11
Don't worry OP. Face towels make everyone prettier.
writergirl23 19
I woulda retaliated, "Wanna be hornier? Don't do this!" Here I woulda kicked him in the balls and walked off, vindicated. Guaranteed he can't come after you, and his mates will just laugh at the douche he is. ... But you just gormlessly stared at him with tears forming, didn't you? Tut, tut.
misshighjinks 5
Some people just suck, ignore that i think make-up is unneccesary
Ashlyn_nicole11 6
If you were feeling THAT self-confident you probably aren't that hideous as you say. Guys like when girls look natural... so they may have been flirting with you. Douches act like dicks when they like a girl. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT OP!