Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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Comments (239)
ilovefall10 21
How the hell does OP deserve being called ugly by some asshole?! Whoever the idiots who put YDI needs their computers taken away. I am sorry OP. I personally think people look better without all that crap on their faces. True beauty y'know?
perdix 31
U-G-L-Y Today you got an alibi . . . you skipped putting on makeup. Tomorrow, after you put on makeup, take a different route to work, because if they still think you need to cover your best face with a towel, then . . . you ugly, Hey! Hey! You ugly! "Unusually self-confident" -> Megalomania
Dcm210 19
he must've been gay.
charlotte100 2
Mean and uncalled for. What a dick.
FlonkertonChamp 6
i'm willing to bet those guys use those towels to jerk off in, because with those attitudes, they're definitely not getting laid.
MaloPero 4
or sell any towels:)
pfx2_fml 15
That's a pretty good marketing strategy
TeddyBearr 0
Dang it!!! Meant to do a thumb down u jack donkey!!
slushpup9696 12
I thumbed him down because of his profile picture. ZOMG UR SMOKING AND WEARIN YR HAT BACKWARDS YOU BADASS.
SeedlessMe 13
*Correction 151- he's Pretending to smoke. Stoagie's not even lit. That kid is such a tool!
EstellePr 5
And your response: "ok, I'll be quick so you can have your blankey back. We wouldn't want you to go to bed alone, aren't we?"
lena6310 0
Assholes
GrammaticalNazi 2
No, contrary to popular belief, not everyone is aesthetically good looking. They are not 'beautiful in their own way.' The fact is, some people are butt-ugly, and those clichés get very...cliché. I wonder how fast this will get thumbed down
drawmesunshine 17
This may be true; however, it's easy to look past people's appearances if they're kind-hearted. But then you have those ugly people that are bitter about it and have damned themselves to spend an eternity with misery.
iwadasn 33
Sounds like they won't be selling a lot of towels if that's how they talk to their potential customers.