Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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Comments (239)
wriptidez 0
they were just bein jerky
lonely_heart_89 6
Anorexicbarb, I completely agree! Thanks for pointing that out. I think girls are much prettier without a huge chunk of makeup on. Natural beauty is best! Also, OP, don't pay attention to those jerks. You know you're much more beautiful than they or you give you credit for. Don't let their insensitive words bring you down. :)
lonely_heart_89 6
Continued - bring you down. :)
PinkFun1969 9
Tell those boys to suck it!! ;-)
Lizzievonrouge 1
Thats not even that bad. Who cares what they said shrug it off hun ;)
TeddyBearr 0
Im tempted to go to school with out make up on but am afraid ppl will get scared and run away terrified and screaming if they see my hideous fce with out make up on xD
nitram06 2
You no let that get you down -- you pretty lady -- keep on be boss! Oh ya!
TeddyBearr 0
Hahahha i laughed so hard when i saw yir profile pic i did a freaking double take xD i was like wtf?!!!
Pendragon525 0
Don't let a couple of complete strangers--jerks to boot--ruin your self-confidence. That's giving them way too much power in your life, power they certainly don't deserve.
littleduck23 2
awww that's sooo mean I'd be giving them a piece of my mind for sure .. accompanied by a left hook... haha!!!
MadisonB96 6
Don't let them take away your self-confidence. You've got to be strong and who you are. You can't change what you look like and I they don't like it, then they don't need to bother themselves with you. I bet you're absolutely beautiful, inside and out(= so again, just remember, don't listen to others about your appearance. If you like how you look, then nothing else matters.(long as we're not talking about looking like a prostitute, that would be a different idea..)
MadisonB96 6
If they don't*