Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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Top comments
alex6946 10
Screw them! Who sells towels?
tenniscrazy2 6
That's so mean. FYL :(
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ryaninreverse 3
Are they from the middle east?
happysmile987 24
Some people are so racist these days...
MrCoolPants 7
Who the hell sells towels!??
CJ42 5
Those towel boys are stupid... I mean come one...women are just plain beautiful...
sjaytee 6
why was he selling towels?
5upernova 3
Don't listen to people like him! Why let an immature brat who has nothing nice to say to ruin your confidence? It is not like you even know him. It would have been awesome if you went over and asked him to give his advice a try.. but rather than covering your face with the towel, you should have thrown it at his face, then said something like, "OPPS! I thought you meant to cover your face with it" OR "I was merely using you to see how it will look like on me, but I think it suits you more than it suits me"
PalkyA 1
You could say her self confidence just dried all up.
Fsvb 32
I used to wear a lot of make up every day and my eye lashes and eyebrows became thin because of it, so when i decided to stop wearing it i did look kinda weird and pale and unhealthy, but that'll fade away and then you WILL become a natural beauty (:
jessicaaababy 8
Awe that is so mean! I know exactly how you feel, I've had guys make rude comments about me. Some men just cannot appreciate our natural beauty. I'm sure you gorgeous, don't worry about it :)
jayAZ 3
Ya don't need some guy to boost your confidence!? Ya got it or ya don't! He's selling towels, and not doing well obviously. Move on, try again later. Makeup is to enhance, you should know this. Opinions are just that, opinions. Own your beauty.
astarazhna 1
Ya follow me, camera guy?