Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.
sciencekidster1 8
My bus driver offered me some pot today
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Saltime 0
Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.
DrIDGAF 7
Sew him? That's always the answer
Keyman1212 14
I'm not sure how you can sue someone for laughing at you. But best of luck with that.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
I'm not sure how you can "sew" someone.
RedSharpieInk 5
*sue
False_Stupidity 42
25- doctors sew people a lot.
idontcare8l 3
Doctors sow people but i see what you mean
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
People say doctors sow people and people saw doctors sew people, so they say what the see so you can see what they say....
BEASTvela_17 1
I laughed so hard when I read this(((x
DrIDGAF 7
Jokes on you guys because I actually meant "sew" oh who am I kidding FML
enonymous 9
Dr IDGAF, While your attempt to recover failed it also went against your username and ethics. We on the FML board of directors and council must fine you 3 abba zabba candy bars and suspend you from giving a **** for a minimum of 100 FML's Sincerely Fake Board of Directors, LLC, MBA PhD Gyno
free2speak 14
50, I didn't laugh. Maybe one day. Keep up though, you're almost there.
free2speak 14
it*
decidedlyvague 11
So... you want OP to stitch him up? Does he have an open wound? I feel like that'd help the driver more than hurt him. That wound might get infected.
DrIDGAF 7
Sorry 50 but IDGAF
MagicGiraffe 12
We have a wannabe troll living under a wannabe bridge.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I thought enonymous did well...
JenDanielle917 13
Did you kick him in the shin? Oh wait...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah! He must've gotten up, ran after and caught up with the bus. Then walked back up the steps, and kicked that ******** in the shin. Oh wait...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Just like I kicked your comment down another vote.
theguy33 1
Pull out the 9 mil and shoot him in the face.
flockz 20
wait are you serious?
SoccerRebel594 0
I don't want to know how you go about shooting someone with money.
HamIsGood1234 0
I hate when that happens...
HatefulPilot 0
Happened to me when I was flying. I had to get out quick, and my foot was asleep because of my boot, so when I stepped out, 200 pounds landed on a foot and I just went down and kissed the dirt.
sciencekidster1 8
My bus driver offered me some pot today
Nosrebor 8
Please tell where that bus picks up.
tylersign 11
Does your bus driver happen to be named Otto, man?
Freeze_fml 17
You should probably check if he's an actual bus driver.
mohammadkm95 6
Dude same here. On the last day of school last year i have had this col ass bus driver nd then hes like ur a 18 right im like yea and hes like we should smoke some weed someday im like yea buddy cus we both knew we both have weed
Skittlepickle 13
Um...did you take it? :/
dickydickman 0
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...
thrAsHeRr9081 16
"Pissing the niiighhhht away, pissing the niiighhhht away."
bacon1043 3
Ha both of you have animal pictures
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
43 well arent you observant
dickydickman 0
My pussy's name is Burt! :)
lovelydarlings 6
My foot fell asleep right before a fire drill so it was interesting trying to walk fast when my foot felt like needles! sorry op, that bus driver sounds mean. :/
TheJessica10022 6
What a dick! Shit happens though and you will get through this! :)
leadman1989 16
Stoopit bus driver should have called an amperlamps!
zyzzyva 2
That would be nice, if there was a such thing as an amperlamps.
Asario 0
Sucks2suck.