Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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Sarkisa54 5
Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol
monkeysinatree 6
This seems to happen a lot in FML...
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Comments (99)
verkaderk 9
Why jump on the guys back? For all you know he was gonna lift your spirits by complementing your body. I understand where he's coming from
reject214 10
and the problem here is...
shawnaishere 14
Ask him If he wants something hot. If he says yes send him a picture of pepper.
john443 5
Some boyfriend. Sorry Op
hateevryone 15
Guys are so unemotional.
yosoyjefe 9
My boyfriend does the same thing. We had a long talk about it so now he understands that that's a way to be a newly single man
challan 19
Opt you are confusing booty call with boyfriend.
Forest_Berry95 6
Guys are assholes. Thats okay OP. Be tired next time he ask for something. He'll take a hint after while. ;)
Calyx_fml 22
It might not have been him texting. Someone might have had his phone and wanted to see the goods. Give him the benefit of a doubt.
trueginger 1
Dump him now