Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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Sarkisa54 5
Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol
monkeysinatree 6
This seems to happen a lot in FML...
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Comments (99)
BubbleGrunge 18
Well, sending nude pictures is better then being depressed isn't it? Strip away the sadness OP!
coyfish 0
Don't send them. Simple as that
PseudoLink 1
I notice a trend here. Girls date assholes then complain about them on the internet in hopes of strangers feeling sorry for them. Grow up.
JessieMelissa 8
Actually, my ex was a nice guy. He wasn't an asshole at all and he did the same thing. So that isn't always the case.
PseudoLink 1
Ok.... You can keep defending that. I guess it's just me then. I never ask for nudes from my girlfriend. Maybe it's because I know it's really easy to hack into someones phone and steal their stuff. If I want to see her naked, I'll ask her in person when we're both alone.
AlexaWuzHere 31
We don't know the whole story. OP's boyfriend could be long distance, and therefore can't see her nude in person. Regardless, just because he asked for nudes doesn't mean he's an asshole. The fact that he ignored her feelings to ask for them could mean he is one, but asking for them in general doesn't necessarily make you one.
TwitchingNebula 17
Either that or he didn't get her message, which is entirely possible for those asshats in the future that will rip me for coming up with that. My phone frequently eats messages that I send and receive.
cristy91 33
#51: you also can argue he didn't recognize it if she sent one of those ambiguous texts. Ex: "hey..." to an emotionally observant person, those ellipses could mean thought. To a less observant (or possibly horny) person, they could mean a sexy whisper. Don't judge too fast
xmaximusx 12
Lol him wanting nude picture of ya should have boosted your mood a little??? No??
riotofquiet 14
DUMP HIM
Pogox 5
That's always the solution, isn't it? No.
yabbadabbadooyah 12
On FML whenever a spouse or significant other does something wrong, many commenters seem to think divorce or separation is the answer.
greekgal44 14
ce28- thats because some things they do are so severe and damaing to the relationship that it may be necessary to break it off with them. not wanting to give emotional support to your significant other and instead asking for nudes is crossing the line
yabbadabbadooyah 12
But, is it really worth ending the relationship? Maybe, if this isn't the first time stuff like this has happened. If I were in a happy relationship I would not let this end it.
savannah0790 0
That's how some guys are, so you're going to need to get use to that..
Randomxnp 10
Did you send them?
mphoolid 3
I like the guy already
stormchaser24 24
He said nude pics so try nude guys from the Internet. Since he never said nude pics of yourself.
perdix 31
If you want him to get you up, you're going to have to get him up first. Seems fair.