Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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Sarkisa54 5
Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol
monkeysinatree 6
This seems to happen a lot in FML...
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jayyem 2
My boyfriend does the same shit -.-
amandajlucas2015 2
Honestly, from an outsiders perspective it sounds that y'all aren't very close if the first thing that u text him all day is you wanting some emotional support.. And he doesn't text u back for half an hour and when he does it completely ignores what your text was about and is asking for nudes.. When my boyfriend texts me after a long period of time it's not asking for nudes it's asking how I'm doin or how my day is goin or sayin that he loves me.. Maybe it's time to rethink ur relationship
kait11 16
Im sorry:( that's not nice of him. I've found that the type of guys I date that do that, in the long run it usually ends badly. Try talking to him and tell him how you feel about it, and if he still doesn't respond the way you need, it might be better to find support somewhere else.
naduskalove 3
If he can't support you in your hard moments and ask you to expose your body instead of comforting you ; Than He deserves nothing but to be dumped .
fukmefreddy 4
apparently, you look good. Why so down hot chick?
Pogox 5
Get a ******* life.
IdleGear 0
Don't get mad get even! Send them to me! Not sure if that'll make you feel better but I will haha
jeresaw11 3
he doesn't deserve to be with you. .thats really inconsiderate of him.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like he needed a "lift" of his own.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Send him a picture of you nude from the neck up. That'll piss him off!
XTheGiftedGametX 0
Ok. Give him what he wants. Unless you don't want to. Problem solved.
hoesandtricks 3
Welcome to my life