Anonymous
Gas giant
Today, I learned that it isn’t normal to fart hundreds of times a day, no matter what I eat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mustanggt
Rochester, United States
The diet plan from hell
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
…how???
Denver, United States
Gas giant
Today, I learned that the average human farts 15 times a day. I fart more than that within the first hour of the day, and that’s even after not eating anything for three days. FML
fat and alone
Birmingham, United States
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Anonymous
Trumpet solo
Today, I tried to get to bed at a reasonable hour. Despite not deviating from what I typically eat, I was kept up nearly all night by my farts. The foods I eat typically don't give me gas this badly. FML
leah
Denver, United States
Sudarsky's gas giant classification
Today, despite not eating for a week, my digestive system is still overflowing with gas and I fart every 2 minutes. No medicines help, and the six doctors I’ve been to have not been able to find anything wrong with me. FML
majestic09
United States
Irritable
Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Growing old gracefully
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
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RichardPencil 32
But it is funny AF!
Blimix 9
Gassiness can be a sign of a food allergy. This might also come with any of the following: Bloating, pain that limits mobility, some ingested things (such as caffeine) just not working, being thirsty a lot, or fibromyalgia. It may be worth visiting an allergist. (Note that they will test for common food allergies. You need elimination diets to test for uncommon ones.)
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RichardPencil 32
But it is funny AF!
Blimix 9
Gassiness can be a sign of a food allergy. This might also come with any of the following: Bloating, pain that limits mobility, some ingested things (such as caffeine) just not working, being thirsty a lot, or fibromyalgia. It may be worth visiting an allergist. (Note that they will test for common food allergies. You need elimination diets to test for uncommon ones.)