Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
FrozenSoliid 0
at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.
Grangoire 0
All I can say is; "Get a grip".
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Comments (91)
neverStopLaughin 0
Anyone whos saying girls shouldn't be lifting weights and all the other sexist shit, go **** yourselfs. God there's some bitches out there. Anyway hope u fell better!
FoundManyLemons 0
This relationship isn't going to last long.
nishman686 0
that's freakin dangerous man
IceCream53423 0
how do u people know OP isn't gay??
RuralNinja 0
Because she's a woman talking about what her boyfriend did, thats how.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Because it says the OP is a woman.
godyourethick 0
FYL, but if you're benching and shit happens, esp. if it's 'weights' (by which I'm assuming you mean dumbells), throw them down instead of trying to hold them up, same as if you realise they're too heavy. But FYL and he was being a knob.
thesadpiggy 0
omg are you okay?!
tdawgheath 0
Uhm, typically your body reflexes work in such a way that the weight would fly behind you... I think this is fake.
Ninjaface 0
The real fml here is that you're ugly enough that your boyfriend thought making you drop weights on your face would be an improvement.
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Oh god, I hope this one's fake. I'm always afraid that'll happen to me when I lift weights.
giganticbrain 0
Good. You ******* deserve it. I hope many more weights fall on your face.
LiznessMonster 9
Um, do you know the OP and have something against her or something? Otherwise, this is an unusual, extremely stupid, and mean comment you know. I know some people on FML can be sharks, but...damn.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Unfortunately, your "gigantic brain" doesn't help you feel any sympathy or empathy. I'm inclined to say **** OFF, passive agressive tank of semen...