Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
FrozenSoliid 0
at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.
Grangoire 0
All I can say is; "Get a grip".
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Comments (91)
tls15068 0
wow. that sucks. you should kick him in the face.
emoscreamo7 0
**** kickn him in the face id rip his dick off 4 that
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
oh well
honeyishrnkdakid 2
ooooooooooooohhhhhh dazzzzzzzzzaaaaaaammmmmmm...............
ladiesman14 0
do you go to usc ?
Skimbap 0
You're a woman, the most you could have been lifting is 5 pounds. Get over yourself.
jewboyjordan 0
wow he's a sixk
crigger61 7
wat a girl lifting weights! jk i know tons of girls how work out but that sucks and i know people who have dropped weights on their face
EmilyCecile 0
did he stop?
mendes1987 0
that's why you wear shoes dumbass
BadDay98 18
How about you read the FML again before calling people dumbass.
forever01 0
ouch.