Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.
Grangoire 0
All I can say is; "Get a grip".
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Comments (91)
lala08 0
if that shit ever happened to be he would get his ass kicked and possibly hit in the face with the weight! hope your ok.
Lily_cl 0
OUCHH that must have hurt :S
anjichpa 0
i'm inclined to say ydi for dating a dumbass
WorkThatButt 2
Wow that hurts...I hope your ok..I'd spray pepperspray in that idiot's face
KarmaLanding 0
Charge the moron with Assault and see how funny he thinks he is then.
movies12 0
#11 is sexist. OP that sucks, I don't think ur boyfriend is an idiot, he was just playing around with u, but should of done it at a better time. Hope your face is ok. FYL! :)
DameGreyWulf 1
Wow, why is everyone getting on his ass? It was an accident. Granted, he really shouldn't try to act cute when his girl has weights above her head, but it's not like he deserves a break up, charges, pepper spray/violence, etc... It was a simple accident. I'm sure he feels ungodly awful about breaking his girlfriend's face.
iwadasn 33
It wasn't an accident. He tickled her on purpose. And anyone with even the tiniest bit of common sense would know what would happen when you tickle someone who's holding weights above them.
rawr_93 0
Well if you were doing it right, the weights would be above your chest, not your face.
letthemxeatcake 0
I sure hope they were the 5lb ones that have the soft rubber covering over them.
RuralNinja 0
C'mon, its not like you had much weight up there anyway, unless you're a female body builder, which is just wrong.
mld_fml 0
yeah because even dropping a couple pounds on your FACE doesn't HURT
alexFYL 11
I take it you've never lifted weights in your life... even 30lb dumbbells are pretty easy to lift. And even 2lb or 5lb weights would still hurt dropped on your face.