Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was kidding when he said he'd dump me if I actually ate pineapple on pizza. I ordered it. I ate it. I'm now single. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML
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Top comments
chasin_butterfli 0
And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.
SweetestSin 4
Well how many slices did you freakin eat prior to that?
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Comments (88)
fallenangel1421 15
Ur friends r jerks
lonestarfox 0
Your username is fatgirl, I'm not surprised
PerdueManOHyrule 2
I'd be mAd As hell. time to get new friends And A new boyfriend becAuse thAt's some ol' bullshit
xxrebelsxx 13
I think it depends on how many slices she has eaten prior to this , me and my friends/family usually try to split the pizza between us equally. I mean if she ate 4 piece and every body else got 2 i would be pretty annoyed two.
CaroAurelia 12
You need a new boyfriend. And new friends.
Pyrithium 8
Time to hit the gym.
thes7274473 19
That's messed up
WitchyMermaid 3
get new friends and a new boyfriend
dragoongirl90 34
This vote depends on how much you actually had before he said that.
brittaaany_93 38
No, op didn't deserve this at all. If I want to eat a full pizza by myself, I will and no one can stop me. The poor girl was obviously hungry, her boyfriend didn't have to be a total dick about it.
snazzymcwho 21
Don't be with a controlling dick. Be with someone who loves you no matter what. Emotional abuse is still abuse and nobody should take it.