Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was kidding when he said he'd dump me if I actually ate pineapple on pizza. I ordered it. I ate it. I'm now single. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML
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chasin_butterfli 0
And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.
SweetestSin 4
Well how many slices did you freakin eat prior to that?
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Comments (88)
brittaaany_93 38
Your boyfriend sounds like a dick, sorry op :( you eat that pizza and be happy!
brittaaany_93 38
& your friends should've backed you up. Extremely rude on their behalf.
brittaaany_93 38
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jakeyjakey1232 9
Men as a general rule, don't like to see their partners getting fat. Stop eating so much, piggy. He's with you for the body you have, not the body that pizza will give you. Eat more, lose him.
Therid 22
It depends, did he stop you because you are eating too much, and are getting fat(in that case fyl), or were he telling you to stop because you had eaten more than your share of the supposedly shared pizza between your friends.
123Puppy 33
He shouldn’t have embarrassed you like that. :(
J15237 25
That is really ****** up. I would personally find another crowd to running with.
peterblack67 9
I feel that we need more information. How many pieces had you already had? Still his behavior was rude.