Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was kidding when he said he'd dump me if I actually ate pineapple on pizza. I ordered it. I ate it. I'm now single. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML
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chasin_butterfli 0
And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.
SweetestSin 4
Well how many slices did you freakin eat prior to that?
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Comments (88)
imaniiboo 0
lmaoo! ydi!
bittersweet1 0
you should have taken a bite out of the pizza then spit it on the table then slap him with the slice of pizza then walk away.
jaded_gal 0
Sounds like it's time for new friends AND a new boyfriend. No matter what your size, your friends (questionable) and (ex) b/f should never treat you that way. it was only a 2nd piece of pizza! **** all of them!
hollee 0
this happens to me every day....with alcohol, not pizza. lol
DLTsandwich 5
I would rip my wrist away from that jerk and eat as many more freakin' pieces as I wanted. So rude! Unless you were eating a serious sh*t ton of pizza and they were witnessing your arteries starting to clog, they shouldn't have done that.
chrisauh 4
fat girls dont deserve bf's they are plain disgusting
sulitak 27
so are arrogant pricks like yourself.
Smith000006 1
He was just trying to help you from being another statistic of this disgusting country. Everyone feels they are entitled to stuff themselves till they look like big ol meat balloons. It's your fault, get in the gym and stop giving america a bad name.
razz122 5
OP your supposed to let everyone else eat the pizza its not all for you. He wasn't likely calling you fat. He wanted a piece.
mjolene 0
hahahaahahahahaha that's funny as hell , god u must be FATTeR than shit for everyone to agree that you'd had enough.
amandalovee 0
wow your friends and bf are amazing people huh?