Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was kidding when he said he'd dump me if I actually ate pineapple on pizza. I ordered it. I ate it. I'm now single. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML
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chasin_butterfli 0
And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.
SweetestSin 4
Well how many slices did you freakin eat prior to that?
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Comments (88)
JesseJaymz 0
big girls need lovin too!! haha
gaarraa11 3
haha sukaaa jk sorry
WilliamRTW 0
haha awww I'm so sry... that is messed up
Myntee 0
she might not be fat...her boyfriend could be just an ass. but if she is in in fact obese then grats to him for having the balls to stand up to her. so many so called "friends" never tell fatties like it is. they're all like "oh no honey you look fine, no that giant, wobbly, overhanging, muffin-top isn't noticable at all!
cadwalader 0
dumb him. nuff said. just dump him. don't even bother explaining it.
ChantelleAshleyy 0
well if my bf said that to me i would still eat another slice. but since her user name is fat girl, maybe they had good reason to say it....
youthink_fml 0
Well, if your own friends backed him up, then you probably had enough, or more than enough. They need to eat too.
mikagesouji 0
Wow. I suggest you dump him and obtain new friends.
bluesclues72 0
my family always does this to me. at dinner they give me more food than I want and get mad if I don't eat it all, but then at desert I'm not allowed to eat anything.
elzuccini 0
I would of drop kicked that jerk and ate it anyways. no one stops me when my hunger roars.