Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !
Welshite 40
Mine is black. Like my soul.
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sexyboi1985 27
Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !
AnAnorexicAsian 8
You know a lot of Chinese iPhone copies have preset backgrounds. Nearly all of them are hot Asian models on the beach, ain't even mad.
saba_ajira 29
If that's what you like to see then keep it! Its about you, not your coworkers!
LittleBells 17
Yes!! Frankly I'd prefer to look at a desert than a boy/girlfriend
desoxyn242 14
Or just put a woman he finds attractive in order to visualize and materialize his future wife
Fritterzz 13
Plant some trees in your desert!
AllStache 11
or if OP would like to sweeten things up add some desserts.
Whotevah 8
#21 with fancy words on it saying "dessert desert"
Welshite 40
Mine is black. Like my soul.
kenygompers 17
Mine is of my significant other, which is my dog
HeadlessSparrow 20
I bet it looks cooler though.
Memma_fml 14
Some day... Hahaha
J215B 33
Get a dog. Take a picture of your new dog. Set it as your background. Tell everyone who asks that your dog is the most important thing ever. Girls love animal lovers. A girl shall see your background and fall in love. Make said girl your girlfriend. Set a picture of her as your background. Problem solved.
ShadowlessSpear 21
You just used a dog to get a girl. Sleep with one eye open.
Brandi_Faith 34
Love this plan #8. Us ladies love a guy that loves animals and babies. Nothing melts our heart quite like that.
1two3four5six 23
I know a lot of girls who hate dogs, and a lot more who dislike animals in general.
amisenho 11
#54: Eh, you can keep the babies, unless it's making a derp face I can snicker at. I squee over animals any day.
Wingman527 22
Ah shit mine is a picture of a car
PhoenixRiver 10
then again, some people treat their car as their "baby" or babe" You're all good:)
ulissey_fml 22
Is it a Sony of the Desert ?