Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
gigilvrs6 0
Ew no way
katebm08 0
ydi for not doing your hw, but for all the meat eaters out there, we don't eat veggies to offend you guys. It's a personal choice. Also, watch Food Inc and see how f-d up the food industry is and all the hormones that are pumped into our food. Or The Cove where they slaughter a ton of dolphins (who are quite high in the intellectual food chain) in Japan. There's a reason Americans are fat and it's not just from eating. Just do some damn research before judging us for our decisions because most of us don't judge you for yours.
RedPillSucks 33
Americans aren't fat because they eat meat. They're fat because they eat too much junk snacks and soda. They've been eating meat forever, but just recently started getting really fat. The meat they eat is loaded with hormones that make the girls reach puberty by age 8 and the boys have facial hair by age 10. The fastest way to turn someone vegetarian is to have them drive behind one of those trucks hauling pigs, chickens or cows. Watching the animals in those confined spaces vomiting on each other is awful. It almost made me drop my triple bacon cheese burger.
5t3ff1k4h 47
'Almost' being the operative word.
Hisbabyforever 0
also horse hooves :-( thats why i dont eat gummi-bears/worms and other things of the same sort
lexijw 0
idiot... wow
carcinogan 0
you deserve it for being a meat hater
BeachGirl1221 0
jello is so good though :-)
yocornflake 0
yeah, that's not like a secret or anything.
Azu_nyan 8
As mentioned earlier, that should only be a concern for vegans. Not to mention the fact that I'm sure a synthetic substitute exists and is used for cost-cutting. :v
rotaryvelocity 0
unless you are vegan i dont see why that matters
Ungarmax 0
A bad vegetarian apparently