Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
Zigma_fml 0
Now, see, if you weren't a vegetarian, this wouldn't bother you as much. Plus you wouldn't annoy people who are omnivores.
fmlafyl 0
oh noooooooooo! quit your bitchen
shihtzupup98 3
dickface
mahimalil 0
. . . is delicious
nadica1790 0
see it makes no sense being vegan anymore come Join us and eat some turkey legs:)))
sillyollie 0
There's a difference between vegetarian and vegan, smart one.
lovebeauty 0
Duh.
1personinthiswor 0
....is dating Bob. (Nobody's gonna get that. lol)
Twilight2008 1
"You won't eat our meat, but you'll glue with our feet." - Bottle of Elmer's Glue, to Lisa Simpson
attorco 4
Its common knowledge for those of us who have been in a need to know position but sometimes it just doesnt come up. its a shame, so now just dont do it again. Also, fyi, be careful with gummy candies/fruit snacks, marshmallows, some cake mixes, pudding, and anything else that needs to "stick together". Good Luck!
hellokittyrainbo 0
so does most candy and gum. and, well, almost everything, but if your not vegan than it doesn't really matter, cause it's not meat.
cavalos94 0
jello isnt gelatin smart one.hello it's made out of powder.but don't eat gummy bears then.just saying
reallyguys 6
um, gelatin can be dehydrated just like everything else in the world.